You Struggle With Your Demons And You

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.

Seventeen Publishers Rejected The Manuscript, At Which Time We Knew We Had Something Pretty Hot.

If Willie Nelson Had Been Rosa Parks, There Never Would Have Been A Civil Rights Movement In This Country, Because He Refuses To Leave The Back Of The Bus.

Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.