You Struggle With Your Demons And You

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.

Poly Means More Than One, And Ticks Are Bloodsucking Parasites.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

A Happy Childhood Is The Worst Possible Preparation For Life.

If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time For You.