You Should Never Tell Someone They Have

I'm Not Into Sports. I Mean...i Like Gatorade, But That's As Far As It Goes.

I Hate Sandwiches At New York Delis. Too Much Meat On The Sandwich. It's Like A Cow With A Cracker On Either Side. "would You Like Anything Else With The Pastrami Sandwich?" "yeah, A Loaf Of Bread And Some Other People!"

If You're A Fish And You Want To Be A Fish-stick, You Have To Have Very Good Posture.

I Got An Ant Farm. Them Fellas Didn't Grow Anything. Hey, How About Some Celery? Plus, If I Tore Your Legs Off, You Would Look Like Snowmen.

I Got A Smoke Alarm At Home, But Really It's More Like A 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.