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As Far As Your Personal Goals Are And What You Actually Want To Do With Your Life, It Should Never Have To Do With The Government. You Should Never Depend On The Government For Your Retirement, Your Financial Security, For Anything. If You Do, You're Screwed.

I Remember When I Took A Temp Job... So I Got A Job At A Department Store. Something Temporary To Put On My Resume, My Parents Said. Yeah... Till I Die!

Tv Is Easier: It's All Planned Out For You, And The Audience Is There To See A Show And They Are All Pumped Up, But When You Are In A Comedy Club, You Have To Be Really Funny To Win Them Over. To Me, That's More Pure.

Trust Me, Kids - Your Homework Can Wait. Don't Need To Be Doing Homework While Whose Line Is On; Skip It!

I'm The Kind Of Person That Likes What I'm Doing When I'm Doing It.