You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And

I Used To Go To The Cleveland Comedy Club All The Time. If There Was A Comic I Liked, I'd Go See Him Two Or Three Times That Week. Bob Saget Was One Of Those Guys.

The Tv Season Is A Year-long Thing Now, And The Networks Are Starting To Look At It That Way, Thanks To Cable, Satellites, And Competition.

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.

It Sucks Being Fat, You Know.

I'm Not A Good Lover, But At Least I'm Fast.