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The Word Abbreviation Sure Is Long For What It Means.

I Don't Mean To Be Gross, But The Only Time It's Good To Yell "i Have Diarrhea" Is When You're Playing Scrabble Because It's Worth A Shitload Of Points.

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.

There's More To Life Than Being An Actor In A Hollywood Movie. I'm Not Going To Adapt My Life After That Existence, Where A Lot Of People Do. And They Get The Publicist, And They Get All That Stuff, And It Becomes Them. I Think It's A Stupid Way To Live Your Life. A Really Dumb Way To Live Your Life.

I Think Comedy Does Have That Powerful Thing That Doesn't Seem Too Preachy Because You're Also Making People Laugh, So It's Really Kind Of A Good Tool For Messaging.