You Pigeon Hole Yourself By The Title

I'm Never Home. I Miss Birthdays. I Miss Holidays. I Miss Anniversaries. I Miss Special Moments. I'm Not Always There For Important Times, Because I'm Out On The Road Trying To Make People Laugh. I Give Up My Privacy. I Give Up The Ability To Walk Somewhere And Relax.

When I Go To Dance Clubs, I Always Dance With Big Girls, So We Finish At The Same Time.

You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!

I Was Not The Popular Kid In School.

I Started Talking About Things That Everybody Could Relate To. And That's Not To Say I Deserted My Roots, I Just Found A Way To Talk About Things In A Broad Way.