You Pigeon Hole Yourself By The Title

My Favorite People To Have Fun With Are Police Officers 'cause They're So Serious, You Know.

I'm Not Fat. It's Just My Awesomeness Swelling Up Inside Of Me.

Believe It Or Not, I've Got A Really Bad Metabolism. One Burger And I'm Done. I'm Not A Guy That Puts Away 10 Burgers.

I Like To Tell Old Jokes On Stage After About An Hour, Or An Hour And A Half. I'll Bring Those Old Ones Back Because The Fans Love Them.

If You Put Your Personal Stories Out There People Always Connect.