I'm Not Fat. It's Just My Awesomeness

I'm A Big Boy, But I Can Get Jiggy With It. Ladies, I Will Go To Dance Clubs, And I Will Tear It Up Hardcore For A Good 30 Seconds.

Surround Yourself With Supportive People. All The Negative People, Man You Have To Push Them Aside.

Finding Places To Perform Was Definitely The Biggest Challenge. Trying To Find My Voice Over The Years Was A Big Thing Because When I Started I Was Just Doing Characters And Impressions And That Was It.

The Only Way I Will Do A Sitcom Is If It's Hurled At Me, And I Don't Have To Work For It.

I Like To Tell Old Jokes On Stage After About An Hour, Or An Hour And A Half. I'll Bring Those Old Ones Back Because The Fans Love Them.