I Almost Bought A Delorean The Other

Drama Is Not My Passion. If I Do It, It's For A Check. It's Not What I Want To Do. Comedy's My Thing. Stand Up's My Thing. Everything That Comes From That Is Frosting On The Cake.

I Eat A Lot Of Junk Food, Because That's What's Usually Available At 1:00am When I'm All Done Working.

It's Because You Alienate Half The Room Talking About Sports. Half The Crowd Will Be Against You No Matter What You Say.

There's 5 Levels Of Fatness! Fluffy Is One Of The Levels. There's Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy And Damn.

I Started Riding The Whole 'fluffy' Train, And It's A Cute Word And Socially A Lot More Acceptable Than Someone Saying Is Fat Or Obese. If You Call A Girl 'fat,' Yo, She'll Raise Hell, But If You Say, 'aw Girl, Look At You, You're Fluffy,' There's Almost A Sexy Appeal To It.