A Lady With A Clipboard Stopped Me

When I Was A Kid I Had An Imaginary Friend And I Used To Think That He Went Everywhere With Me, And That I Could Talk To Him And That He Could Hear Me, And That He Could Grant Me Wishes And Stuff. And Then I Grew Up, And I Stopped Going To Church.

If Only Africa Had More Mosquito Nets Then Every Year We Could Save Millions Of Mosquitoes From Dying Needlessly Of Aids.

My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To Tease Her, So I Said "alright, Fatty."

It Is Such A Social Thing, Laughing. Two Thousand People In A Room Laughing Is Such A Great Buzz And They Tend To Laugh Much More In A Group.

British Scientists Have Demonstrated That Cigarettes Can Harm Your Children. Fair Enough. Use An Ashtray!