I Think They Got It Wrong With

I Do Realise That When I Laugh, It Sounds Like A Seal Is Being Molested.

Boxers Don't Have Sex Before A Fight. Do You Know Why That Is? They Don't Fancy Each Other.

Remember To Never Answer A Phone During Sex, Even If You Hilariously Answer With 'i Can't Talk Now, I'm Going Into A Tunnel'.

I Am Trying To Release Endorphins Here. I Am Not Preaching To You - I Am Trying To Make You Laugh.

I May Be Middle Class, But I'm Hard. 'al Dente', You Could Say.