I Think They Got It Wrong With

Say What You Want About The Deaf.

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.

Ten Years After The Chernobyl Accident, And Am I The Only One That's Disappointed? Still No Superheros.

When I Was A Kid I Had An Imaginary Friend And I Used To Think That He Went Everywhere With Me, And That I Could Talk To Him And That He Could Hear Me, And That He Could Grant Me Wishes And Stuff. And Then I Grew Up, And I Stopped Going To Church.

It's So Clear Cut With A Comedian - You Have That Reflex Action, Whereby You Laugh Or You Don't. And So You Either Love Us Or You Simply Cannot See Why People Are Laughing.