I Came Up With A Good Idea...

I Just Sort Of Go Along And Say What I Think -and That's All You Can Do In Life, Really.

I Think People Would Live A Bit Longer If They Didn't Know How Old They Were. Age Puts Restrictions On Things.

Parrots Have Gone A Bit Quiet Since Pirates Have Gone.

I Say Have The Night And Give People The Awards, But Why Do People Want To Watch People Win Awards? What Are They Getting Out Of It? I Don't Quite Get It. Because They Have Awards All The Time; There's Awards For Butchers, The Best Meat Served, But They Don't Televise It. I Don't Know Why They Do It For Films Or Tv Programs.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.