I'm Just Sayin', I Don't Like Fun.

The Web Is The New Book Though, Innit?

The Problem I Have With All This Religion Stuff Is That I Can't Relate To It. I Think Most People Got Into 'cos It Gave Them Something To Do On A Sunday, But Since All The Shops Are Now Open It Isn't Required As Much.

I'd Say The Best Is When I Was In Africa, I Saw A Hippo In A House. Someone Had A Pet Hippo. And They're Meant To Be One Of The Most Dangerous Animals On The Planet, And They Had One That Was Sort Of Just Wandering In And Out Of Their House, Just Sort Of Roaming About.

There Is No Need For Ants To Have The Ability To Fly

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.