My Brain's Just Full Of Passwords.

I Don't Want To Go About Offending People, That's Not My Plan.

Making The 'an Idiot Abroad' Series, I Was Really Dreading Going To India; I Thought I'd Hate It. It Was A Nightmare, And I Was Really Ill - Just Like Everyone Says.

I Don't Think I'd Be A Very Good Parent. I'd Be Too Honest.

They Keep Saying That Sea Levels Are Rising An' All This. It's Nowt To Do With The Icebergs Melting, It's Because There's Too Many Fish In It. Get Rid Of Some Of The Fish And The Water Will Drop. Simple. Basic Science.

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.