You Never Marry The Person You First

When A Stray Animal Crosses Your Path, It May Be As Close To God As You're Going To Get In This Lifetime.

Friday Night Was The Night Most People Thought They Were Supposed To Have Fun. Trouble Was Most People Didn't Know What Fun Was Or How To Have It, So Things Usually Ended Up Pretty Ugly.

Remember, The Legislature Is The Joke, Not Our Campaign.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!