I Get So Into The Moment.

When You're Not In Love, When You Don't Have Love, Everybody You Know Falls In Love.

I Was Doing Comedy In Laundry Mats In 1992, Literally Where I Would Bring A Little Gorilla Amp And A Lapel Mike And Just Start Performing.

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

When A Guy Says "i Have No Idea What You're Talking About" It Means "i'm Thinking Of Exactly What You're Saying I Did While I Lie To You."

When You Delete Pictures Of Your Ex Off Your Phone, It Feels Lighter.