There's Always Someone In Every Group Of

Every Joke Has Its Origin - The Punching People In The Face Joke. It Hurts Like Hell To Get Punched In The Face.

I'm Bringing Back The Skinny Tie But Wearing It Tied Around My Balls.

How Do You Fall Into A Lion's Den, That Is My First Question There, You Think You Would Be Extra Carefull Around A Den Of Lions.

I've Always Read Books And Loved Human Behavior Since I Was Ten Or Twelve Years Old. Maybe Even That's Why I Wanted To Do Comedy.

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.