You Must Never Underestimate The Power Of

People Scream At Me, "hey, Let's Party." I Give Off An I'm-crazy-and-i-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you Vibe.

I Played, Like, A Year Of Piano Until I Learned The 'pink Panther' Theme. That Was My Goal. Once I Was Good Enough, I Quit. Now My Music Has To Have Some Rock.

I Always Feel Bad For People Getting Married And Spending Upwards Of A Hundred Thousand Dollars. It Just Seems So Absurd To Me.

Push-ups, Sit-ups, And A Strict Diet Of Raisins. That's My Plan [for 2011].

The Thing Is, The Kids Always Rebel Against What The Parents Try To Push On Them So I'm Going To Pretend Like I Don't Want My Son To Hear The Rock. I'm Going To Listen To It Only In My Private Chambers. He'll Hear Echoes Of It And Say: "what Was That You Were Listening To Papa?" And I'll Say: "nothing Son, You're Not Ready."