I Don't Have Any Real Spirituality In

The Movie Spinal Tap Rocked My World. It's For Rock What The Sound Of Music Was For Hills. They Really Nailed How Dumb Rock Can Be.

I Really Wanted People To Pay Attention To Me And Like Me. And The Class Clown Thing, You Know? There's A Weird Desperation To The Class Clown When You Really Investigate It. Why Are They Trying To Be The Clown So Much? They're Filling Some Kind Of Hole.

I Played, Like, A Year Of Piano Until I Learned The 'pink Panther' Theme. That Was My Goal. Once I Was Good Enough, I Quit. Now My Music Has To Have Some Rock.

The Real Challenge Is If You Don't Look Super Sexy, Like A Brad Pitt, You're Going To Have To Try Harder. You're Going To Have To Make Up For It In Other Ways.

We're In The Dark Ages If J-lo Can Have A Music Career Because Of Her Ass. And Let's Face It, That's It.