Habit Is The Strongest Thing In Life.

We're In The Dark Ages If J-lo Can Have A Music Career Because Of Her Ass. And Let's Face It, That's It.

Let's Face It, The Great Comedians Now That Are Handicapped In The Looks Department Are Tremendous Writers.

Just Because You Don't Know How To Do Stand-up Doesn't Mean You Don't Know How To Put On A Show.

My Parents Were Very Supportive Of Me And My Artistic Endeavours. My Father And Mother Came To Every School Play I Ever Did.

I'm Fairly Certain That Yolo Is Just Carpe Diem For Stupid People.