You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Just May Be A Redneck If Your Lawn Furniture Used To Be Your Living Room Furniture.

You Might Be A Redneck If... Your High School Basketball Game Got Rained Out.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Episode Of Walker, Texas Ranger Changed Your Life.

I Don't Know Why My Brain Has Kept All The Words To The Gilligan's Island Theme Song And Has Deleted Everything About Triangles.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Local Ambulance Has A Trailer Hitch.