You Might Be A Redneck If People

My Grandma's The Most Careful, Safe Driver In The World. You Put Her In A Rental Car, And She's Doing Doughnuts In The K-mart Parking Lot!

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Doll Clothes. We've Got Four Thousand Dolls And Ain't One Of Them Got A Stitch Of Clothes On.

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Parakeet Knows The Phrase Open Up, Police!