You Might Be A Redneck If People

You Might Be A Redneck If You Use A Radiator Hose To Fix Your Kitchen Sink.

The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.

Sacrificing Myself To Kill Hilary Clinton Was The Best Thing I Could Possibly Do For Humanity

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Moved To Tears Every Time You Hear Dolly Parton Singing I Will Always Love You.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.