You Might Be A Redneck If Directions

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.

You Have To Change Those Diapers Every Day. When Those Directions On The Side Of The Pampers Box Say, 'holds 6-12 Pounds' They're Not Kidding!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.

Have You Ever Seen People So Ugly That You Have To Get Someone Else To Verify It?

We Probably Stagnate Our Children's Emotional Growth By Not Letting Them Have Some Separation From Us.