You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Move Your Refrigerator And The Grass Underneath It Has Turned Yellow.

That's The Great Thing About A Tractor. You Can't Really Hear The Phone Ring.

I Was Talking To Alan Jackson. He Had His Second Greatest Hits Album. He Said, You Don't Ever Get Into This Really Thinking You're Gonna Make It.

If You're A Man And You've Ever Been Antique Shopping During A Big Football Game, You're Either Gay Or Married.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Hauled A Can Of Paint To The Top Of A Water Tower To Defend Your Sister's Honor.