You Might Be A Redneck If Your

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

Sacrificing Myself To Kill Hilary Clinton Was The Best Thing I Could Possibly Do For Humanity

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite Hunting Dog Has A Bigger Tombstone Than Your Grandfather.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

You Break Into My House, I Will Shoot You. My Wife Will Shoot You And Then Spend Thirty Minutes Telling You Why She Shot You.