You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Keeps A Can Of Vienna Sausage In Her Purse.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

I Say, If Everybody In This House Lives Where It's God First, Friends And Family Second And You Third, We Won't Ever Have An Argument.

If Your Mother Doesn't Remove The Marlboro From Her Lips Before Telling The State Trooper To Kiss Her Ass, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Boat Has Not Left The Driveway In 15 Years.