If Your Working Television Sits On Top

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Parakeet Knows The Phrase Open Up, Police!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Are Still Holding On To Confederate Money Because You Think The South Will Rise Again.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Still Scalping Tickets After The Concert Is Over.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Can Correctly Execute The Sleeper Hold.