You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Vehicle Has A Two-tone Paint Job - Primer Red And Primer Gray.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Worn A Dress That Is Strapless With A Bra That Isn't.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Go Outside To Get Something Out Of The Fridge.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Mother Has Been Involved In A Fist Fight At A High School Sports Event.