I Love Comedy. God Has Given Me

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Keeps A Can Of Vienna Sausage In Her Purse.

You Might Be A Redneck If... Your High School Basketball Game Got Rained Out.

As A Comedian I Appreciate Every Kind Of Comedy. You Decide For Yourself What You're Going To Do.

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Own At Least 20 Baseball Hats.