I Love Comedy. God Has Given Me

There's No Down Time Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Only Condiment On The Dining Room Table Is The Economy Size Bottle Of Ketchup.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Had To Remove A Toothpick For Wedding Pictures.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.

Do You Know Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder? 'cause There's No Dental Records And All The Dna Is The Same.