You Might Be A Redneck If Your

If The Veins In The Back Of Your Legs Look Like The Street Map Of Greater Pittsburgh, You Ain't Nobody's Babydoll.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Hood And One Door Are A Different Color From The Rest Of Your Car.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

I Don't Know Why My Brain Has Kept All The Words To The Gilligan's Island Theme Song And Has Deleted Everything About Triangles.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Good Deed For The Month Was Hiding Your Brother For A Few Days.