You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking Your Wife On A Cruise Means Circling The Dairy Queen.

I've Got Keys To Crap I've Never Owned. You Put All My Keys Together I Could Be A High School Janitor Tonight.

If Your Mother Doesn't Remove The Marlboro From Her Lips Before Telling The State Trooper To Kiss Her Ass, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Going To The Bathroom Involves Shoes And A Flashlight.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Dated Your Daddy's Current Wife In High School.