If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective

You Might Be A Redneck If You Grow Vidalia Onions, Rather Than Considering Them A Gourmet Item.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Look Upon A Family Reunion As A Chance To Meet 'ms. Right

You Might Be A Redneck If Somebody Hollers Ho-down And Your Girlfriend Hits The Floor.

That's The Great Thing About A Tractor. You Can't Really Hear The Phone Ring.

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