When I Was A Kid, My Parents

You Might Be A Redneck If The Ufo Hotline Limits You To One Call A Day.

If You Ever Start Feeling Like You Have The Goofiest, Craziest, Most Dysfunctional Family In The World, All You Have To Do Is Go To A State Fair. Because Five Minutes At The Fair, You'll Be Going, 'you Know, We're Alright. We Are Dang Near Royalty.'

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.

You Might Be A Redneck If More Than One Living Relative Is Named After A Southern Civil War General.