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You Might Be A Redneck If You're Still Scalping Tickets After The Concert Is Over.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

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The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.