You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Good Deed For The Month Was Hiding Your Brother For A Few Days.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Entire Family Has Ever Sat Around Waiting For A Call From The Governor To Spare A Loved One.

My Wife Is Like, You Finally Get Your Own Tv Show, You Can Have Any Kind Of Car You Want And You Get A Darned Truck. But My Brother And I Have The Same Kind Of Truck Now.

You Know You're A Redneck If Your Home Has Wheels And Your Car Doesn't.

If You Don't Have Anything Good To Say About Someone, You Must Be Talking About Hillary Clinton.