You May Be Big In New York,

You Mean In The State?

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.