Hell No. When I Die I Want

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.