Hell No. When I Die I Want

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

Hell No. When I Die I Want To Be Sick.