Hell No. When I Die I Want

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

We Did Have Three Go To The Ymca.