Hell No. When I Die I Want

Hell No. When I Die I Want To Be Sick.

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?