Hell No. When I Die I Want

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

You May Be Big In New York, But In Walters, Oklahoma, You're Nobody.

We Did Have Three Go To The Ymca.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.