Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?

We Did Have Three Go To The Ymca.