Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

You Mean In The State?

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

Hell No. When I Die I Want To Be Sick.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.