Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than

We Did Have Three Go To The Ymca.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

You Mean In The State?

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.