We Did Have Three Go To The

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?