You Know You've Reached Middle Age When

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

The Thing Is, I'm Happiest When I'm On Stage.

You Know You're Getting Old When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.