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The South Is Dry And Will Vote Dry. That Is, Everybody That Is Sober Enough To Stagger To The Polls Will.

Money And Women Are The Most Sought After And The Least Known About Of Any Two Things We Have.

If We Took Congress Seriously, We Would Be Worrying All The Time.

When A Fellow Ain't Got Much Mind, It Don't Take Him Long To Make It Up.

If You Make Any Money, The Government Shoves You In The Creek Once A Year With It In Your Pockets, And All That Don't Get Wet You Can Keep.