Nobody Wants His Cause Near As Bad

It Is Not The Return On My Investment That I Am Concerned About; It's The Return Of My Investment

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.

Whoever Said A Horse Was Dumb, Was Dumb

Wall Street Is Being Investigated, But They Are Not Asleep While It's Being Done. You See Where The Senate Took That Tax Off The Sales Of Stocks, Didn't You? Saved 'em $48,000,000. Now, Why Don't Somebody Investigate The Senate And See Who Got To Them To Get That Tax Removed? That Would Be A Real Investigation.

The Budget Is Like A Mythical Bean Bag. Congress Votes Mythical Beans Into It, Then Reaches In And Tries To Pull Real Ones Out.