Nobody Wants His Cause Near As Bad

There's No Way In The World You're Going To Make A Political Party Respectable Unless You Keep It Out Of Office.

Political Elections Are A Good Deal Like Marriages, There's No Accounting For Anyone's Taste.

They Have Passed The Big Inheritance Tax, And That Gets You When You Are Gone. You Used To Could Die And Be Able To Beat Taxes, But Not Now. The Undertaker Don't Go Over Your Body As Carefully As The Assessor Does Your Accumilated Assets, And He Gets His Before The Undertaker. They Have It On These Big Fortunes Now Where They Pay As High As 60 To 70 Percent Of What They Leave. That's Mighty Expensive Dying When It Runs Into Money Like That, And You Won't See 'em Dropping Off As Casually As They Have Been.

If You Don't Have Malice In Our Heart, It Doesn't Come Across Harsh.

Horses Raise What The Farmer Eats And Eats What The Farmer Raises. You Can't Plow The Ground And Get Gasoline.