You Know, Women Always Could Endure More

You Know The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, You Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other. The One That's Out Always Looks The Best. My Only Solution Would Be To Keep Em Both Out One Term And Hire My Good Friend Henry Ford To Run The Whole Thing, And Give Him A Commission On What He Saves Us.

Now They Got Such A High Inheritance Tax On 'em That You Won't Catch These Old Rich Boys Dying Promiscuously Like They Did. This Bill Makes Patriots Out Of Everybody. You Sure Do Die For Your Country If You Die From Now On.

Every Guy Looks In His Pocket And Then Votes.

Our Public Men Are Speaking Every Day On Something, But They Ain't Saying Anything.

Lettin' The Cat Outta The Bag Is A Whole Lot Easier 'n Puttin' It Back In.