The South Is Dry And Will Vote

You've Never In Your Life Seen A Picture, I Bet Any One Of You, Never Seen A Picture Of One Of These Old Pilgrims Praying When They Didn't Have A Gun Right By The Side Of Them. That Was To See That He Got What He Was Praying For.

People Love High Ideals, But They Got To Be About 33-percent Plausible

Live In Such A Way That You Would Not Be Ashamed To Sell Your Parrot To The Town Gossip.

We Cuss Congress, And We Joke About 'em, But They Are All Good Fellows At Heart, And If They Wasn't In Congress, Why, They Would Be Doing Something Else Against Us That Might Be Even Worse.

Every Harvard Class Should Have One Democrat To Rescue It From Oblivion.