Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's

The Fashion Magazines Are Suggesting That Women Wear Clothes That Are 'age Appropriate.' For Me That Would Be A Shroud.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

I Think I've Lost 3lbs - I'm Very, Very Happy. I Thought Of It As Work And A Spa.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

My Mother Could Make Anybody Feel Guilty - She Used To Get Letters Of Apology From People She Didn't Even Know.