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Some Women Take Up The Law And Become Lawyers. Other Women Lay Down The Law And Become Wives.

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I'm Telling You That At Eight She Knew More About Reproduction Than Xerox.

I Have No Sex Appeal, Which Kills Me. The Only Way I Can Ever Hear Heavy Breathing From My Husband's Side Of The Bed Is When He's Having An Asthma Attack.