You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

If I Were To Insult People And Mean It, That Wouldn't Be Funny.

I Used To Play Golf. I Wanted To Be A Better Player, But After A While I Realized I'd Always Stink. And That's When I Really Started To Enjoy The Game.

You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

Alan King, A Comedian I Adored, Was Considered Society, And I Was Considered The Jewish Kid From The Neighborhood.

I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In All My Years In Vegas.