You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

Once In A While, When I'm Alone, I Think About My Age. I Think, How Many More Years Do I Have On This Earth? But I Can't Really Conceive Of Dying. Somehow, In My Head, I Don't Think I'll Die. I Know That Everybody Dies, Of Course. I Just Think That It'll Never Come To Me. It's Crazy, But There It Is.

I Think They [martin Scorsese, Johnny Carson, Frank Sinatra] Liked My Honesty. My Personality. For That, They Always Treated Me Great. I, In Turn, Treated Them Great. No Secret About It. My Being Who I Am - That Is That.

I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Say When I Stand Up To Give A Toast. But I Do Know That Anything I Say I Find Funny.

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.