You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

Showbiz Is Great If You're Successful.

I Can Sit All Day In A Comfortable Chair And Watch Ball Games, But I Don't Need A Blanket.

Frank Sinatra Enjoyed My Humor, So I Could Say Almost Anything To Him. I Mean, Within Reason.

So Many Young People Think The Big Sex Act Is The Whole Movie, But That's Not The Case. You Need To Be Able To Talk And Laugh And Cry Together.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.