I Have No Idea What I'm Going

An Insult Comic Is The Title I Was Given. What I Do Is Exaggeration. I Make Fun Of People, At Life, Of Myself And My Surroundings.

I Always Enjoy Being Full Of Fun, But I Have My Serious Moments. Some Women Go For The Studious Kind Of Guy, I Certainly Was Not That. If A Girl Is Looking For Somebody Different And Maybe A Little More Exciting For Themselves - Someone More On The Fun Side, I Would Suggest That They Look For A Type Like Don Rickles.

Who Am I To Judge Is What I Say. I'm 90 Years Old, For Crying Out Loud, And I Don't Sit In Any Chariot.

When You Do See Me, You'll Get The Idea From When You See Me That It's All Off The Top Of My Head. A Lot Of It Is A Beginning, Middle And The End. But It's Different Every Night. I Have A Lot Of Jokes In My Back Pocket I've Said Over The Years.

It's Tough Having The Last Name Rickles. Luckily, My Kids Handled It Great.