I Have No Idea What I'm Going

When I Got Out Of High School, I Wanted To Be An Actor But Was Getting A Lot Of Rejections. I Was Getting Rejected By Life. My Mother, God Rest Her Soul, Told Me Not To Quit.

I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In All My Years In Vegas.

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.

Al Capone's My Uncle. The Old Days Were A Lot Different. The Latin Casino Was The Big Time. When I Got There I Figured That I Was Doing Pretty Good, Because Remember, I Started In Nothing But After Hours Joints. I Can't Even Name Them Now, But That's How I Got Noticed.

The Thing I Love About Vegas Is That It's A Melting Pot. It's Like Working Ellis Island.