You Know What I Always Say About

Unfortunately, As I Tell My White Friends, We As Black People, We're Never Going To Be Successful Not Because Of You White People But Because Of Other Black People.

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.

I Was A Republican Until They Lost Their Minds

If All Babies Are So Cute, How The Hell Do We Have So Many Ugly People In The World?

I Don't Know Anything About Angola, But Angola's In Trouble.