Only Poor People Go To Jail.

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Christian Is Going To Be The Strongest Man In The Nba Next Year, Because All He's Been Doing All Summer Is Carrying Around The Luggage For 11 Guys.

There's No Medical Term For What I've Got.

I Was A Republican Until They Lost Their Minds

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