Only Poor People Go To Jail.

On His Homesickness During The Barcelona Olympics -i Miss America. I Miss Crime And Murder. I Miss Philadelphia. There Hasn't Been A Brutal Stabbing Or Anything Here The Last 24 Hours. I've Missed It.

Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.

But When I See A Story On Welfare On Television, They Only Show Black People.

I Love New York City; I've Got A Gun.

We're Not All Supposed To Think Alike.