Only Poor People Go To Jail.

Every Team In The Western Conference Has Flaws.

What Does Politically Correct Mean? If You're Fat, Don't Ask Me If You're Fat, Because I'm Gonna Tell You The Truth. You're Fat.

I Don't Mess With That Cat. I'm Pretty Sure He Carries A Blade Under His Jersey.

Any Time A Little Midget Does Something Like This, You Gotta Give Him A 10!.

See, My Hope And Dream Is That People Have A Good Time Watching Basketball. It's Not Church. It's Not Serious.