Only Poor People Go To Jail.

I’d Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can’t Play.

I'm Still Going To Disney World.

Say, Cuttino. What Are Those Godawful Clothes You're Wearing? Man, This Ain't Rhode Island Anymore. You're In The Nba. The Girls Have Teeth Here.

I Don't Care What People Think. People Are Stupid.

I'm Not A Role Model... Just Because I Dunk A Basketball Doesn't Mean I Should Raise Your Kids.