Only Poor People Go To Jail.

There's No Medical Term For What I've Got.

If You Can't Slam With The Best, Then Jam With The Rest.

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

I Don't Listen To The Refs. I Don't Listen To Anyone Who Makes Less Money Than I Do.

I Got Pulled Over When I Was Behind The Wheel Of A Porsche In Philly Once For What We Call Dwb - Driving While Black.