You Know What Ged Stands For? Good

Comedians Tend To Find A Comfort Zone And Stay There And Do Lamer Versions Of Themselves For The Rest Of Their Career.

For The Most Part, Comedy Is The Only Fair Part Of Show Business.

A Sense Of Humor Is Great - It Goes A Long, Long Way In A Marriage.

When You've Been On A Ghetto Diet Your Entire Life, You're Just Happy To Get A Large Soda Instead Of A Medium.

Who's Judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul Judging A Singing Contest Is Like Christopher Reeve Judging A Dance Contest!