A Sense Of Humor Is Great -

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

You Don't Need A Critic To Tell You People Aren't Laughing.

Who's Judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul Judging A Singing Contest Is Like Christopher Reeve Judging A Dance Contest!

Stand-up Is The Only Career Like That Where Once You Get Really Big At It, People Kind Of Encourage You Not To Do It.

America Is The Only Place Where People Go Hunting On A Full Stomach.