Comedians Tend To Find A Comfort Zone

I Am Just Here To Support The President Of The United States. President Of The United States Is Our Boss, But He Is Also... You Know, The President And The First Lady Are Kinda Like The Mom And The Dad Of The Country. And When Your Dad Says Something You Listen, And When You Don't It Will Usually Bite You On The Ass Later On. So, I'm Here To Support The President.

Kids Always Act Up The Most Before They Go To Sleep.

Comedy Is A Group Activity, A Verbal Orgy.

A Black Man Will Be Elected President Of The United States. I'm Sorry, That's In The Year 10,000.

When I Do Something Good, The Audience Lets Me Know Immediately. They Laugh. That's It.